According To Alexander Gerhard Beck Aka Dr. AllA Erawa Viacad: If You Are A Pixie/Banshee AND ONLY IF YOU ARE A PIXIE/BANSHEE You Are Supposed To Get The Goods/Imbibables/Riches/Jewelry Betrothed(Betroth = To Provide As A Right{Like A Pixie Rights Standard In This Case} Of Yours Generally From Love[Or Engagement/Marriage|Somehow/But Not From Trying To Steel From Me Personally Or Through Garnishing In Any Way Shape Or Form\|]) To You By The Free World Alliance. It Will Be All The Best Stuff You Can Get According To The Angels. Maybe Not Always The Latest But Basically The Greatest, All The Best, Tastiest, Most Potent, Cleanest, Full Bodied Imbibables With Important Sales/Pricing And Intelligent {Minor} Bulk Shipments Factored In But About The Sweeteners/Spices/Drugs/Incense/Herbal-Medicine{Preferred By Girlz Who Stay Geisha Fresh Girlz, Or At Least Have For The Past 37 Years Or More} Including The Top Kinds Of Food, Drink, And Potions All Stuff Generally From Places Where It Produced More Often Because It Is Renowned From There, The Top Durable Artificial Gemmed{Never Natural Because That Would Be Less Clear, Less Vibrant, Less Sparkly, And Astronomically A Rip Off If You Are A Pixie And More Than 2 Actual Years Old} Stainless Steel{Ideal For Strength And Heaviest Basically And Definitely Without Any Softness At All} Like Jewelry For Any Need Or Occasion, Riches Galore[Same As Jewelry About What Is In '{' '}'], And Professional Services From Capable Most Scientifically Understanding Experts And Mainly Fwa Pixies Internal To This WebRing. If You Are A Good Girl{And Yes You Still Have To Be A Pixie/Banshee} And Play Your Cards Right You'll Have As Much To Imbibe As You Want Just As Long As You Only Eat When You Know You Are Really Hungry But Will Be Able To Eat, Drink, And Do Whatever You Want, Have Some Spending Money If You Really Need Or Really Want More, Have Your Appropriate Home And Japanese Car Paid For, And Should Get 1 Credit Card That Always Gets Paid For Which You Have To Set Up Payment For, Watch Out For Limits, And Mainly Not Buy Stupid Or Any Expensive Shit(Always Nymph Out To Gauge Cost In Terms Of Numbers Or Know Actual Counting To 1 Sig Fig And Place Holders Properly OR ELSE!) Which Your Pixie Advisor Will Help You With. As A Coven Rule A Pixie's Money Is Never Sucked Away Back Into The Pixie Pool For All Pixies' Security Because Even Banshees Usually Throw In When They Have Too Much And If You Break Out Of It You Still Get To Keep All Your Stuff Because If You Do It'll Be Because You Were Tricked And Go Right Back In Really Quickly. If You Are A Pixie And You Have Not Gotten Your Stuff Please Immediately E-Mail: FWA@FreeWorldAlliance.org To Seek What You Deserve. There May Be Games You Have To Play To Get Your Stuff So Read Over All Instructions Sent To You From www.FreeWorldAlliance.org And Do What Is Required Of You For Your Specific Sector/Zone/Colony Based On Things On This WebPage Or WebRing. If That Doesn't Work Goto www.SilkRoadOutpost.com To Get Smart Enough To Goto www.MagicGuild.net To Figure Out How To Get And Sell Shit From The Silk Road At www.aliexpress.com (Not In This WebRing) And Pray Forever To Any Pixie To Get My, Alexander Gerhard Beck's aka AllA Viacad's, Tendrals To Fuck The Shit Out Of You And The Hot GirlFriends You Are Supposed To Get AnyWays. All Of It In Sum Total VIP Self-Agent, Self-Service, Self-Remedy Posh Prim Elven ArchWitch Celebrity Treatment Generally Without Servant Hand-Maid Support, Non-Emergency Driving Service, Or Being Able To Bug People A Lot But The Support Of An Equivalently Upward Rank Agency Support Gotten Through Fwa E-Mails Which Provides [Especially If You Volunteer Which Is NonManditory In All Ways] Services And Pricey Goods Bartering/Delivery As Well As Mail Order Advice And Support To All To People Who Regularly Read E-Mail Snippets And More Importantly Web-Links! We Do Not Deny Extra Special Treatment Beyond That So Get The Fwa Shit First And If A Pixie Really Is Going To Get The Red Carpet Beyond It Better Be From Fwa-Compliant Deals Which Are Safe For Pixiedom. Remember The International Market Can Still Fund Fwa Supporters So If You Are Denied American Support Beyond You Just Need To Make It There If You Can Then You Can Get The Green, Blue, Or Purple Carpet Treatment From Foreign Hollywood Exposure. Everybody Is A Hoe At Heart, You Are Just A Hoe EveryWhere, Even Your Scent Is That Of A Hoe So Get Your Herbal Medicine Hoe, Your Herbal Medicine Hoes, And Smell Like A Princess Since If I Said It Again There Could Be Confusion Cuz Hoes Can Be So Poor They Can't Even Afford AliExpress Knock-Offs Which Make Every Herbal Medicine Hoe Smell Like An Herbal Medicine Princess But Still Be A Hoe. Although ArchWitch You Be And Stay You Are Not A Princess Or Else You Would Be An Uber Strategy Game Nerd From The Start Hoe, Erh Herbal Medicine Hoe Or Else There Can Be Some Confusion With Much,, Much,, Much Less Classy Hoes.